So pissed at my roommate rightnow!!!

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ok, i brought this girl home from the bar last night, and we used to work together last summer at the GAP so i knew her pretty well and when we saw eachother at the same place we had that immediate spark. so we hung out together most the night, drinking and playing pool, and near the end of the night we were kissing and were up on eachother alot, so she asked if she could see my place and i said sure.

we got to my place and my asshole roommate wasnt home yet so we chilled on the living room couch making out, watching tv and she's rubbing my dick.

now let me saw a few things about this piece of shit: he moved in about 6 months ago, i could tell immediately he was that jock asshole type but i needed the money and actually the first couple weeks were cool, but then he started taking my food and beer out fo the fridge, never cleans up anymore, and is fucking a girl on our couch almost every night and NOT CLEEANING IT and keeping me awake all night with the sounds of him fucking and the tv turned up!

so anyway, a few mins later my roommate comes home and i could tell he was coked up and drunk, and hes that asshole jock-type whose always pushing himself on girls. so he starts talking to her and i immediately tell her we should watch a movie in my room. i notice him glaring at me as i get her into my room but i just flipped him off and closed the door.

as soon as i get in there i start getting her to take her pants off. i could tell she wasnt really into it now since she saw my roommate but i wasnt gonna let him spoil this for me so i just start taking her pants off anyway and get my pants off and we start having sex.

THEN FUCKING 2 MINUTES LATER my roommate busts in the room, grabs me by the shoulders and throws me off the bed, pulls his shorts down and slides into my date!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! and i hear her moaning and shit so i just left and drove around town for awhile. i just got back and im thinking of kicking my roommate out. anyway just had to get this out, had to vent somewhere and the place i gamble is as good as any other. thanks for listening
 

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I read the exact same thing in a Penthouse Fourm letter two years ago.
 

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I think you should tell him that his behavior was wrong and bad will not be tolerated in the future. In addition,tell him to clean the house, buy his own food and clean up after poontang activities. If he don't toss him out.

Hope this helps.

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Are you kidding me? grabs you by the shoulders, throws you aside, pulls his dick out and just slides in??? wow didn't realize it was that easy j/k. Thats bullshit. You should have punched him in the face, hes not a friend or anything. Hope everything works out for ya.
 

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awesome story EP...if this was you (which I doubt).....wtf with the girl? she sees this and says "whatever, bring it on big guy" ??? weird
 
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that is some of the sickest shit i have ever heard...i would have cracked that muthafucka with wateva i was closest to me...dragged him out of the house and threw his shit in the hallway...you dont need his money that bad and can def find another roomate...that shit is beyond cock block rite there...
 

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not only am i disappointed that you let him dog you like this, but even more disappointed you didnt try to put it in her ass while he was doing his thing. and even worse, you should have just started pissing on him and her at the very least
 
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not only am i disappointed that you let him dog you like this, but even more disappointed you didnt try to put it in her ass while he was doing his thing. and even worse, you should have just started pissing on him and her at the very least
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Let me get this straight, he glared at you? The F'er GLARED at you!

That's it, kick the F'er out. Need some help? The dreaded glare, what nerve.
 

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Wow u should be more upset at the fact u were working at the GAP last year!!!!!!!! Your roomate sounds like a big time ass hole...grow some balls and punch the guy right in his jaw. I almost put money on it he goes down or crys like the bitch he is
 

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THEN FUCKING 2 MINUTES LATER my roommate busts in the room, grabs me by the shoulders and throws me off the bed, pulls his shorts down and slides into my date!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! and i hear her moaning and shit so i just left and drove around town for awhile. i just got back and im thinking of kicking my roommate out. anyway just had to get this out, had to vent somewhere and the place i gamble is as good as any other. thanks for listening

THE REAL END OF THE STORY...

THEN FUCKING 2 MINUTES LATER my roommate busts in the room, grabs me by the shoulders, pulls his shorts down and slides into me!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

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If u believe this story u got to believe in the Easter Bunny

Exactly what I was thinking, and to say she just let the other guy start fucking her with no problem. Like she was expecting the room mate to come busting thru the door any minute and sliding his dick in her and fucking away. So I guess to her dick is dick come 1 come all.
 

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Then you say you left YOUR house-condo-apt. and drove around town is the craziest thing I have ever heard, If I didn't go and find something like a baseball bat and crack his skull I would have been picking his shit up and moving it out side next to his car-truck, and when they finished congratulated him for a fine job but he would be needing to finding a new residence right now.
 

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my roommate used to do the same shit all the time, dont worry, he'll come around
 

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I also like seahorses.

Neato! :grandmais

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